Professor Layton: Blow Darts, Bear Grylls and Batangas

Meet Professor Layton, the perfect gentleman.

Who needs sunscreen when you've got a top hat
and a coat?

He has the patience of a yogi and stillness of a rock during shoots. Layton is also very photogenic. Must be the fancy top hat.

This weekend the Professor went to Laiya, Batangas for a vacation. 

Laiya has really clear water and tons of fish if you know where to look, perfect for snorkelling and feeling like a mermaid! Sadly Layton is overdressed and could not swim if he tried.

The professor prefers the thrill of height. In his case, extreme climbing involves a 4-feet tree.

I'm British and can climb trees! Move over Bear Grylls

Am I more badass than Bear Grylls
because I can give wild animals an F for a grade? I'll take it!

Oh dear, how do I parkour from here?

After 5 painstaking minutes of blankly staring at nothing, Layton reaches the peak! Good show!

Tweet about my tree climb? A true gentleman keeps a journal instead!

He stayed in one of the cabanas to unwind after a hard day's climb. 

Professor Layton loves early mornings since he used blow darts with a high dosage of anesthesia on the obnoxiously loud beach-goers people are still resting. This means Layton can enjoy looking at the periwinkle sky, the still water, and observing the locals of Batangas. 

Look at that yacht that Sheena can't afford!

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