Where to Find the Fish

Where is your Gwen Stacy?

“Don’t worry pare, there are many fish in the sea!” What if all the good ones are already taken? Don’t fret! This guide will help you to be so smooth and so fly with women, you don’t even need pick-up lines like “let’s play any game but hide and seek. Because a girl like you is very hard to find.” ;)

1. For the Mysterious Boy Next Door - CAFE

Needs more intensityyyy

If there’s a cute girl behind you, and you’re about to order a drink, try to impress the lady by requesting a complex cup of joe. “One grande shot of espresso please! With blended soy milk and 2.45 pumps of caramel syrup. On the rocks.” You fancy pants you!

Once you are both seated, give her an intense gaze as a signal that a man of class actually fancies her. Do not look elsewhere but at her face. Be filled with regret if the lady clutches her purse and cautiously walks away from you.

2. For the Health Buff - GYM

 

Never mind that you are capable of lifting 40 pounds in the weights area. Most of the ladies are not there, but are strutting their stuff in Zumba class. Join one of the sessions to mingle and shine bright like diamonds in the sky! Be creative! Find a way to turn it to a masculine dance. This will lessen their conclusion that you are one of the ladies. The stereotype man must channel his inner Chuck Norris. Move rigidly to the songs like you are wrestling a bear, and with a deep voice, scream the battle cry “Zumba!”

  3. For the Party Animal - CLUB

 

With ridiculously loud music, the sweet smell of cigarettes and the sardine dance floor, the bar is the most romantic place to find a date! Start by showing off your Zumba dance moves to pump up your swag! When you’re ready, find a lady to talk to. Ask her the cliche questions “do you come here often? Can I buy you a drink? Are you on Facebook so I can tag you in my photo?” It would be a miracle if they still want to talk to you (why on earth do you have a photo of them when you've just met 2 minutes ago?)

If they don’t think you’re a creep, let them talk. Laugh even though you couldn't hear more than half of what they’re saying because of the music. If they give you the what-is-wrong-with-you stare, fade away and find the next girl to talk to.

  4. For the Techie Guy - DATING APPS

 

If one of your goals in life is to be judged based on your physical appearance and writing skills, join a dating app or website! Here, girls quickly evaluate if you are worth their time based on how good you are at online impression management. Do you have a photo when you went trekking up the Makati MRT stairs? Do you have a selfie while holding your neighbor’s fierce-looking chihuahua? Ladies dig that shiz!

In your bio, write that you like talking about feelings, think that ladies of all sizes are beautiful and that you enjoy looking at sunsets. In an unrelated note, throw in a quote from “The Fault in Our Stars.” You sensitive guy you! After setting up your profile, go like some ladies. Wait to find out if you have a match. If you have none, nurture your lowered self-esteem by ordering the complex cup of coffee at a nearby cafe.

  5. For the Adventurous - ROMANTIC ROAD TRIP

 

Picture this, a romantic weekend getaway with 17 other travelers, and just like you, are interested to mingle with each other. The days are going to be packed with activities to help set the mood for an epic story that you can tell your folks when you get home. Who knows? You might meet “The One” there. What we do guarantee that you’ll get to have new friends (who might know the cousin’s neighbor’s teacher’s sister who is “The One".)

Are you man enough? Take a chance with the Romantic Road Trip #1, the first travel speed dating in the Philippines! Visit http://www.taraletsgo.asia/romantic-road-trip/ for more details!

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